This week on GleeKast, Erica and Emily are joined by special guest star Mjolnir Kelly, Erica's really adorable kitten who occasionally shouts her dissatisfaction with Promasauras by adorably yelling or turning off her mother's wifi connection. Speaking of, Happy Mother's Day to our maternal listeners, and happy Mediocre Prom Episode to all. Next week, Glee goes big with a two hour star-filled--er, Lindsay Lohan featured special, so send us your feedback to gleekast@gmail.com and join the party over at Facebook. Lastly, whatever you do, please don't forget to open the door and get on the floor because SOMEONE has to walk the dinosaur. Why shouldn't it be you?

Break out the boxing gloves! It’s a combative episode of GleeKast as Erica and Emily battle it out over the divisive Choke. There’s hair pulling and everything! Also, enjoy a typically insulting discussion of Smash and hear Erica try really hard to convince Emily to see Thor. Email us at gleekast@gmail.com, join our exclusive club at Facebook, send a soul to Katherine McPhee at NBC Studios, and wish Erica a happy birthday at Tuesday.

What's this? An episode of Glee that didn't make Erica and Emily angry? Well, not THAT angry anyway. The ladies tackle Dance With Somebody while battling the abuse of a funky Internet connection at every corner. It's like being a Christian with a boner or Finn with dialogue, if you know what we mean. We close with a fat round of fantastic feedback, of which you can join by emailing us at gleekast@gmail.com. Join our Facebook group and don't do crack.

Slip into your size 13 double wide boogie shoes for Erica and Emily’s hard-hitting look at Saturday Night Glee-Ver, and yes, we hate that title just as much as you. More importantly, Cabin In the Woods was great and you should see it. Send your feedback to gleekast@gmail.com, party on our Facebook group, and hurry up with planning the rest of your life already. Don’t you know you’re supposed to have that figured out before turning 18?

As happy as Erica and Emily are to return, they REALLY hope you’re not reading this while driving. Or walking. Or breathing. Or applying to Yale. That would be like texting while wandering down a hallway and in case you hadn’t heard, texting is the leading source of plot conveniences in the country today! Don’t let yourself become a statistic. But seriously, Erica and Emily DO actually talk about Glee this week (eventually) following some Step Up Smashing. Share your thoughts on that or Smash or Game of Thrones or the delectable new Sun Chips flavor at gleekast@gmail.com or join our hip and happening group on Facebook. Just not while you’re walking. Because HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?

So there was a new episode of Smash this week. And Emily saw Carrie the Musical and the hilarious Phantom of the Opera sequel. And Erica got angry. Really angry. That's right folks! It's On My Way, aka the Episode That Has Some Great Moments And Really Stupid Ones. We'll let you figure out which was which. We're hoping to stay active with some bonus content during Glee's hiatus, so keep your eyes on the feed and hang out with the afterparty over at palavr.com. Send your feedback and chocolate or onions (but never together; have you learned NOTHING?) to gleekast@gmail.com. And don't forget: nothing says live like a few people you kinda sorta know bringing you an Edible Arrangement. Especially if it includes peanut butter.

It’s Valentine’s Day in Lima, so naturally, Erica and Emily head heart-first into intense and educational discussions on Starburst flavors, Grammy performances, Iowan rednecks and how to properly pronounce ‘douvet’ (Erica claims it’s doo-vay; Emily prefers ‘douvoigh’). When all else fails, the ladies head to the Sugar Shack to take a bite out of Heart. We’ve got one more episode of Sexting In Suburbia--er, Glee--to cover before the winter hiatus, so get your feedback in to gleekast@gmail.com or start conversing over at palavr.com. We’d love to hear your opinions on a Facebook group, so share your thoughts or friend us there (Emily Intravia or Erica Lynn Kelly). It’s easy to find us: we’re the ones with Bible quote tattoos and boring Irish accents. Oh wait, that’s something else...

You might have come here to hear Erica and Emily discuss The Spanish Teacher. You will kinda sorta maybe get that, but more importantly, listen! as the ladies tackle the life lessons of Sexting In Suburbia, why teenage girls are obsessed with being abused, how to properly pronounce “Adelphi,” how Emily learned the other definition of ‘taint,’ and fat jokes. Lots and lots of fat jokes. What else are we supposed to do when Glee makes them so easy? At least Ricky Martin is aging well. Send your feedback to gleekast@gmail.com, party on at palavr.com, and always remember to conjugate.

Michael Shmichael, what we REALLY want to argue about is the hot factor of Smash’s Jack Davenport (sans powdered wig). Or Sexting In Suburbia. Or Emily’s drunken karaoke party and what Erica might have sang. Or Kurt and Burt’s future rendition of Pimp My Ride. What we’re trying to say is that this wasn’t our favorite episode. But that doesn’t mean we didn’t find plenty to say about it, from the unintentional comedy of Quinn’s Yale acceptance to more fat jokes about Shane. But Blaine did look adorable in that eyepatch. It’s the little things that count. Send us your thoughts, be they hearty head nodding, disagreeing head shaking, or your opinion on the attractiveness of Commodore Norrington post-Commodore ranking to gleekast@gmail.com or come hang out on our forums over at palavr.com. Cause that’s what Michael would do, and um, that’s really all you need to know when doing anything ever.

Somewhere between My Girl impersonations and engagement ring critiques, Erica and Emily dive swim cap-first into the non-peed-in pool that was Yes/No, an episode that tore us apart like a cheese steak being eaten by Shane. Look, we wouldn’t make fat jokes if Glee didn’t seem so hateful of fat people, what with their ban on allowing Mercedes to don a swimsuit. Unless it’s a black thing, at which point we’re even MORE offended. Anyway, it’s a dramatic episode from every direction and we haven’t even begun to discuss its depiction of the military. Listen hard and let us know your thoughts at gleekast@gmail.com or on our forums at palavr.com. We want to hear your theories on McKinley’s pool policy, Will’s lame bachelor party in the making, and why exactly is I’m With Shane the new law of the land.

Ho ho holiday special! Erica and Emily act as the ghosts of Christmas past to bring you belated coverage of An Extraordinary Merry Christmas, aka The Episode That Divided The House of GleeKast. Listen as Erica justifies Artie’s Lucasian vision and Rory’s bedtime story, while Emily huffs and puffs in a respectful manner. The stakes are raised in debate, but thankfully soothed by the promise of Yankee Candle’s My Favorite Things limited edition scents, all described in tempting sniffs by Erica’s nose. We’ll be back with timely (maybe) episodes now that the hiatus is over, so keep the emails coming to gleekast@gmail.com or discuss away at our palavr.com forums. Most importantly, don’t forget to check out the sure to be outstanding Lifetime Original Sexting In Suburbia, airing Saturday the 14th. We have no idea why, but it just sounds amazing.

This episode of GleeKast is brought to you by The Plague. The Plague: keeping civilization from reaching its potential since civilization was born. In other news, a dying Emily and a recovering from dying Erica team up to bring you coverage on Hold On To 16, aka the episode that involves Sectionals, meerkat faces, contrived Asian arcs, and Quinn getting lectured. A lot. We leave you with the question of what the world needs now: doctors or dancers? Since Emily is dying, she says doctors, but that's beside the point. Send feedback to gleekast@gmail.com and party on the Palavr.com boards, plague-free since 2010.

Clawing their way back from the grave, Erica and Emily return with the help of special guest star Fozziebare of The Podcast Podcast to discuss I Kissed A Girl, which we kinda liked to varying degrees. We also catch up on ancient feedback (like fine wine or Dennis Quaid, it gets better with age), delve into Community's gleeful hopefully not-finale, and argue about the merits/drawbacks of half-sweaters and abuelitas. OBVIOUSLY, we dedicate this episode to Dolly Parton and the sure-to-be-the-greatest-movie-since-Burlesque, Joyful Noise. We still have 2 more episodes to cover before Glee returns, so feel free to send any and all past-due feedback to gleekast@gmail.com or visit our forums at palavr.com.

Don't forget to learn more about our favorite nudist muppet Fozzie over at www.thepodcastpodcast.com or read his hilarity at iwanttoworkfortheonion.tumblr.com OR join his Twitter legion @fozziebare. Check out our Aussie feedbacker Nigel's new podcast at www.talkmovies.net and enjoy the wisdom of one Wayne Kotke at www.d2rights.blogspot.com. Happy New Year everyone and remember, joyful . . . joyful noise.

You think YOU’RE angry that GleeKast has been on hiatus? Well apparently the Internet is PISSED OFF which explains why Erica’s wireless connection launched an all-out war on this episode, a war in which Emily’s cats soon became its evil allies. But elsewhere, the ladies discuss Mash/Off and try to not remember the fact that we’ve all already seen the episode that came after it. It was stressful. The English language was abused and Erica said the C word first, while Emily revealed her college acceptance may have been tainted. We had to end early due to the Internet acting like an asshole, so we saved some feedback for the next episode (hearts and thanks and sorries Nigel & Terri-Anne!) which will hopefully not happen 7 years from now. Remember to visit us and others at palavr.com, especially in this interim where time hates us. Send your feedback (which we’ll read promptly!) to gleekast@gmail.com and follow us on Twitter to become a better person (@ericasKNITS and @deadlydolls).

Also be sure to check out our pal Michael Neel’s web series Infinite Santa below here:

www.infinitesanta.com

And if you’re in the New York area on Saturday December 10th, come see Emily talk bad Christmas movies at the Late Night Chat Show. Invite here!:

https://www.facebook.com/events/209877102421260

GleeKast goes back to the bottle with a very wine sponsored episode, wherein Erica and Emily sit down face to face to ramble through First Time, aka the episode where virgins are sacrificed in the name of good high school musical theater and Puerto Rican accents are slaughtered in the name of awesome. Expect lots of mooning over Blaine's adorable dancing, hmming over Tina's Brady dressing, and cursing over Sebastian's evil cunting. Then have more wine, cause it's really great. Email us your thoughts (or wine) at gleekast@gmail.com and party at our forums over at palavr.com. It's BYOW of course, and if you're nervous, I hear Hawaii makes some really great fake IDs. Aloha!

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